WELL, IT IS FOR SOME AT CAHILL: Stealth layoffs at Cahill.
TRUMP SUBORNED PERJURY, PROBABLY: But we’ll need Mitch McConnell’s approval to move him out.
DO YOU HAVE… THE SOCIAL SKILLS? In person, not just on Facebook.
SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STILL DON’T HAVE THEIR GRADES? Come on, professors. Just have your cat grade them papers already.
WHO BROKE THE LIBERTY BELL? Please be Gritty, please be Gritty.
Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at email@example.com. He will resist.